Things on CNN that Annoy Me
* Jessica Simpson’s weight. Um … why is this national headlines? Will her ass find the answer to world hunger?
* Anything to do with Paris Hilton. What a pity she can’t use all of her fame and money for anything that is relevant to anything.
* Britney Spears’ restraining orders. Stop dating freaks and get your life together!
* Octuplets. Someone at the fertility clinic really messed up.
* Brangelina. They’re not the first people to take care of a lot of kids while juggling careers. Gimme a break.
* Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson. They are the first lesbian couple ever. Or so one would think. Do lesbians consider them a lesbian couple? Or are they an insult to lesbian coupledom?
* Michael Phelps sucking on a bong. The guy just won a boatload of medals, so I say toke up. His crime is being stupid.
Things on CNN that are Cool
* Shoe throwing
* Actual news that doesn’t deal with celebrities
* Coverage of weird crimes
* Obameter
* Anderson Cooper. It doesn’t matter what he’s doing. Just speak to me, oh great one.
That is all.
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