... to the little butthole who stole my iPhone on Saturday. You really made my day. I had to cancel my service, cancel the warranty, and go buy another phone, for which I did not get a service discount for. I hope you really enjoy that I cancelled it so quickly that you didn’t even have time to download anything or make any phone calls, little butthole. When the time comes for you, I hope someone takes something away something that you really wanted and worked hard to earn the money for, then get screwed when you try to replace it. I also hope when you try to get it activated, the operator tells you it was stolen and calls you a little butthole. Have fun paying for a charger and earbuds. Fortunately, I didn’t even have it long enough to put on any iTunes, so no free music for you, thieving little butthole. Enjoy.
Oh, and by the way, you’re a little butthole.
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